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Come get unqualified solutions to your problems. The answers really are not good but they are definitely funny. Brought to you by Simmi and Ross
Getting a job with a Criminal Record
Octopuses, talking in your sleep and recording jams from it and trying to get a job with a criminal record and bad Mandela impersonations.
Deported Boyfriends and Resignation Letters
If you are a concerned parent, get your child's boyfriend/girlfriend deported. If you want to resign - use the sweet jar at work. More badvice from Simmi and Ross
Best apps for cheating, Work Excuses and Bad Artwork
In this episode Simmi and Ross reveal what apps to check if you think your significant other is cheating on you - or, which apps you should use. They also come up with the best excuses to skip work and if you have a cast because of a broken limn…
Being Cancelled already???
If your significant other ever asks you if you would love them as a worm - well we have an answer for you. If someone makes fun of your voice on a date - we have an answer for you. If you have an office wife/husband - well boy -…
Hidden Gems in South Africa and Koi Fish
In this episode Simmi and Ross talk about hidden gems in South Africa, Koi fish and how to get more followers on the internet
Ugly Babies and Sugar Water
Simmi and Ross want you to know that sugar water solves EVERYTHING and if you know a person with an ugly baby - they give solid solid SOLID tips on how to survive this phase of your life.
Dont do this to your lady and friends will lie to you
Do you know what a pum pum is? Well if it stinks Simmi and Ross both have the answer for you. Also if you have a running shoe problem we solve it but also, if you have a friend who is too humble they can lost.
Moving next door to your ex and telling your boss to get stuffed nicely.
Simmi and Ross show you the test for determining if you are a good storyteller. They also brainstorm ways to make your ex's life HELL. By the way - do any of you guys sleep on the floor? If not Simmi gives you the reasons why you should do that…
Open Relationships and Toxic Workplaces
Simmi and Ross share their solidly bad advice about toxic workplaces, supporting your relatives when they are going through a tough time - help your aunty if she is sleeping in her car #vanlife and they help you determine if you even have the capabilities of having an open relationship.
Badvice: Running with friends, Running a Prison, Kendrick vs Drake
In this episode Ross really wants to join Simmi on a run but he can"t, There is a war coming, Drake vs Kendrick, Which side are you on? Simmi suggests how Drake should have responded. Simmi and Ross answer your questions badly about dating a person without a social media…
Catch your enemies in the wild and wedding speeches!
Be petty with people you have a grudge against. If you see someone who has given you grief in the world - approach them. Also, Go to the police before you go into a fight - you wont regret this advice and wedding speeches. Ross and Simm will help you!
Inverters and Straat Honds
Should you stay in a relationship for a lithium battery so you have good wifi? How long can people watch Grey's Anatomy for? Can you have a girlfriend who is not your girlfriend but she thinks she is your girlfriend? Simmi and Ross bring you the worst advice
Radio voices, Throwing Hands and Signs from the Universe
Hear the best radio voices that are not on radio, Gym bullies, Throwing hands at Woolworths, Wetting Mandela's Grandson, Uber drivers with personality and how to read the signs the universe send you.
Husbands who can cook, Danny K and Bunnies
What do you need to do to get a husband who can cook well? Danny K makes 'Breyani' chips and what do you do for animals that are eating your neighbours plants…
The Good Ones, Rich Aunts and making your mother love your girl.
Girls ignoring your DMs, D*ck Pics, Kidnappings and making sure your brown parents respond well to your white partner, Table Tennis and making your mother love your girlfriend.
Pelvic injuries, Crushes, Stalking and Crocs
The answer to prevent pelvic injuries, how to impress your crush, what is the difference between stalking and being romantic, know which gym to find love at and also..Crocs, you are not cool. These are the topics for today's episode
Uber drivers, Springbok Nude Girls and Ponzi scheme
Simmi and Ross give the best bad advice. Do your Uber drivers play the music too loud? Have you ever been catfished by the Springbok Nude Girls, Can't afford a boujee holiday? Set up a ponzi scheme!
Kissing at a Campsite, Roses, Lawyers letters and Office Romances
Simmi and Ross give you the worst advice possible. Do you want to kiss at a campsite? Would you ever buy 100 roses? Do you ever need a cease and desist letter delivered for a person who is spreading rumours? These are the type of conversations we are having!
Samoosa Runs, Taylor Swift and the Dating Pool
Some bad advice and some horrible singing. Listen to some bad advice about getting married on a samoosa run (Also find out what that is), sing along to Taylor with your girl, kidney stones, adoption and the dating pool.
Bridesmaids, Workplace romances and Flooding bathrooms
Simmi and Ross give you the worst answers to your biggest dilemmas. In this episode they speak about forever being the bridesmaid but never the bride, Muslim weddings, Kissing work people, flooding bathrooms and Air BnB’s, saving money by buy Indomie noodles.