Bioscope Brasse
Two brasse (friends) from Cape Town, South Africa, talk about movie news, reviews, shorts, and a little bit of kak.
Christmas Special
Compliments! Just like that traffic cone in VLC the Brasse are getting into the Christmas spirit. This time instead of only reviewing the best Christmas movie of all time (it's still and will always be Die Hard). We are hitting Christmas with the one thing that it needs, some Movie…
Lamming with the Brasse - Yaaseen Barnes PREVIEW
Hmmmmm... Can you smell that? It smells like Dezemba baby! And of course this means that it's time for more "Lammin with the Brasse". This week we chill with the dude with the best fade in the business. The one and only (but never lonely) Yaaseen Barnes! We were all so…
Red Notice
Hello, how you doin'? This episode starts off with a reveal of note, as we discuss how our wives would upgrade us if they could. We finally bring you some MCU news and discuss the correct pronounciation of a name when an up-comma is involved. Ross wonderfully explains to us…
Bioscope Brah - Amy Dirks Cars
Hello Everybody! You know here at Bioscope Brasse HQ we've been threatening to evolve our show for awhile. Most of the time we don't follow through, but this time we actually went and evolved! Welcome to "Lammin' (chilling) with the Brasse" and who better to lam with than the awesome…
Dune
Bioscoo-HIC-ope Bra-HIC-aasse. Wow, can you now start an episode with hiccups? Bladdie unprofessional if you ask me. Anyway, welcome to your weekly dose of vitamin BBP. This episode starts at a rip-roaring rate with the Brasse discussing which corporate entity is worse, Coca-Cola or Pepsi. We also manage to have…
No Time to Die
The name's Brasse... Bioscope Brasse. Or should we say, Brasserers? That's right, we're here and we brought back-up. The crowd goes absolutely ape-shit as we welcome a special guest on this week's episode. We bring on the biggest Jame Bond fanspert (fan and expert), that's right we got Hadley! Not…
Candyman
Yo Yo Yo whatsup world! It's time for another Bioscope Brasse Spooktacureffic horror movie review special! We managed to go on a rambling wrestling and pronunciation tangent right from the get go. We provide an update on the IATSE protest (treat them fairly damnit!!!) and then somehow find time to…
Free Guy
In other news.... We have an episode out today. And it's a good one! Today we bring you not One Guy, not Two Guy, but Free Guy! This episode starts at the beginning and ends at the end, with a healthy dose of top tier pod in between. The Brasse…
Kate
Hey hey hey, the Brasse (and Abi) are here today! Mornings and afternoons peeps. The Brasse get right into it in this episode and remind people that this is a mens' rights show (kidding, or are we?). We reminisce about that 1026 lady (the Telkom time lady) and Jody's loneliness…
Best Action Movie Decade [PREVIEW]
What is up Personskap!? Welcome to the latest episode of Bioscope Brasse. It's our first Apple Podcast special and we're coming at them hard, fast and only slightly out of breath. If you also want to be hard and fast then jump on board as we definitively answer the question:…
F9 Review
One, Two... Testing One, Two. Move that speaker a bit closer there if you wanna get some surround sound brasse up in the hizzay! This week's show starts off with high aspirations and only gets worse from there. We cover a wide variety of news with some top notch tangent-sation…
Jungle Cruise
Sup yo! What's up with this weather hey? (Insert comment on how warm/cold it is). We start off our latest episode with a very special announcement. No spoilers, but it's exciting news. Ross then tells us what he's wearing (hint, it repels herpes). We get into the lawsuits being brought…
Space Jam (1996) vs Space Jam (2021)
Hello Everyone! Sjoe, it's about that time again. These weeks be going quick sticks hey. Our news segment makes its triumphant return this week. Filled with news about old men (both alive and not), casting news for Indiana Jones 5 (River's not returning) and Jackie Chan's political ideals and the…
Black Widow
Awê Personskappe! Don't call it a comeback, we're not that famous (yet). We are back though and man/woman/person have we missed ya'll! Instead of doing news this week we catch up on some movies we watched while we were gone. We're hitting you with what's good, what was meh and…
Army of the Dead
Sup peeps! It's BBP-o'clock! This week we somehow get to talking about Zack Snyder again. We're reviewing his latest offering, Army of the Dead. Is this movie more reminiscent of Uwe Boll or are we looking at a George Romero style classic? We also try and figure out what crab sticks…
The Mitchells vs The Machines
You ever get that thing where you check a thing that you didn't know is a big thing and get surprised by that thingy? We had that this week! Tenuous intro aside, hi! Wow do we have an action-packed episode for you. We break down the latest Marvel Phase 4…
Bioscope Battle - Mortal Kombat (1995) vs Mortal Kombat (2021)
Mortaaaaallll Kombat! Shit, sorry. Hi, we just get hyped for that song man! This week we have the battle of all battles! It's Mortal Kombat between Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat! First though, we start off by talking about how terrible Iron Fist was and how awesome Shang Chi's trailer…
Nobody
Hello Gentlefolk. It's quarter-past podcast time! This week we review Nobody (the movie, not a theoretical person) and let you know whether this movie is PP Liam Neeson or full on John Wick. As always we bring you all the latest movie news and trailers for the week. We somehow…
MKT Oscars 2021
Hello Personskappe our old friends! We've got a pod for you again. It's awards season in Hollywood and with the Oscars just around the corner the Brasse decided to give you their predictions for the main categories at the awards. Come with us as we make predictions/guesses that are for…
Godzilla vs Kong
Hello, good morning. We know we're a bit late, we just had some better things to do until now. This week we bring you a battle, at the Bioscope! We review the epic rol/bots/fight that is Godzilla vs Kong. We also forget that we're recording, help you to achieve your…